School Days

Last night Max had an assignment to do for school. There was a list of 5 words and the directions said: For each word, write a sentence using another word that means the same thing. Each night I check his homework and this is what I found:

Word: rear
Sentence: My mom has a big behind.

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Today while Andrew and Max were getting ready for school, they were making up silly songs. We were all laughing and I called them a bunch of goofballs. Drew looks at me and says: we are not goofballs, we are technical geniuses!