Why did God make mothers?

Every now and then you get a cute little email about the funny things kids say. So I took one of those emails and asked my own kids the same questions. Here are some of the good answers I got...

1. Why did God make mothers?
To keep Him company.

2. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
Because daddy wanted her to take care of the kids.

3. What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
That he didn't steal her money to get what he wanted.

4. Why did your mom marry your dad?
She thought it would be a good idea.

5. What's the difference between moms and dads?
Moms can make babies come out of them and dad's can't.
Dads have breasts, mom's have boobs (!!!!)

6. What does your mom do in her spare time?
Help her children with their work.

7. What would it take to make your mom perfect?
Andrew says: Max, you go first on this one!!