Mittens

Why is it that I am at fault for Max having already lost all 6 pairs of gloves I bought him for the winter? Why is it that today Daddy's gloves are too big? Why is it that every other day Daddy's gloves are just right!? Why is it that he wants to wear gloves that don't fit when he has gloves that fit, but wants gloves that fit when he doesn't have them? Why can't I teach him a lesson and make him go to school with no gloves and freeze his little fingers? Because I'm his mother and that would be mean, wouldn't it?