The birds and the bees
How did Julian's cat have babies without a husband? Max asked.
The cat doesn't have to have a husband, but there has to be a boy cat for a girl cat to have babies.
Why does there need to be a boy cat? Julian only has a girl cat and it had babies.
There needs to be a boy cat to "pollenate the flower" like bees do.
What does that mean?
Well, girl cats have eggs that need to be pollenated by boy cats.
Cats don't lay eggs!
I didn't say they LAID eggs (crap!), I said they HAD eggs.
Where are they?
They're inside the cat.
So how does the pollen get there?
The boy cat puts it there.
Do you have eggs?
yes.
Did daddy pollenate them?
yes.
How did he do it?
That's a good question, go ask Daddy.
The cat doesn't have to have a husband, but there has to be a boy cat for a girl cat to have babies.
Why does there need to be a boy cat? Julian only has a girl cat and it had babies.
There needs to be a boy cat to "pollenate the flower" like bees do.
What does that mean?
Well, girl cats have eggs that need to be pollenated by boy cats.
Cats don't lay eggs!
I didn't say they LAID eggs (crap!), I said they HAD eggs.
Where are they?
They're inside the cat.
So how does the pollen get there?
The boy cat puts it there.
Do you have eggs?
yes.
Did daddy pollenate them?
yes.
How did he do it?
That's a good question, go ask Daddy.
posted by findalicia at 5:25 AM
2 Comments:
ohmigosh. yet again. freaking hilarious.
I thought you said Max is a genious Loo!
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